Saturday, May 31, 2008

Can you see me now?

Ok Richard, you should get an email after I post this. Lemme know if it works :)

Friday, May 30, 2008

All the cool kids have one.

Seems like everyone else is blogging these days, so I thought I might as well give it a shot. I'm not sure where to begin so I'll just jump on in.

I just turned 27 at the beginning of this month and I have to say, it's weird. I am now way past mid twenties and smack in the middle of late twenties. I feel like 30 is riding straight up my ass, one day I'll wake up and 30 will have caught me, just like 20, 25, and now 27 have. My landmark birthdays are over. I can buy cigarettes, porn, beer, liquor and rent a car. I'm a grown-ass woman now.

And speaking of birthdays, Waylon will be three next week. It makes me think about how Matt and I have been trying to have a baby. At this very point in time I may be knocked up, but who knows? My period is 2 days late but the pregnancy tests have all been negative. Of course, I went into this whole idea knowing that it was going to be life changing, to say the least. But now I look at the dog, and he is turning 3, and I can't remember where the past three years have gone or what life was like before I got him. Thats what its gonna be like to have a baby, multiplied by about 3 gazilion. I'm apprehensive, but at the same time excited as hell. I honestly don't know what has gotten into me sometimes, and I always thought that I would be doing this at a different time under different conditions, but it feels so right. I have pissed on more sticks than the law should allow, so hopefully one day soon one of them will have two lines instead of one. That is when life will officially turn upside down, and its gonna be a hell of a ride, and I can't wait.

In other news, Waylon escaped from the house twice last week. As many of you guys know, this is a BAD thing, since he "savagely attacked" that bitch back in october, he is one fuck-up away from puppy execution. That having been said, fence building should start soon around here. Matt and I haven't decided exactly how we are gonna do it, but somethings gotta be done. Its summer anyway, and I am so sick of the people who walk around the lake 24 hours a day looking in my windows. Privacy will be nice. I'm sure it will make life less embarassing for that poor kid across the street that has to get off of the bus at out house.

Well, I am ending this here. Sorry if I have bored you to tears, but stick with me. I'm bound to say something interesting at some point or the other.